Silly Song Switch-Up Saturday: Someone Has A Stinky Butt

This gem is sung to the tune of "London Bridge" and has been in rotation at our house since Leo was Zoe's age.  Usually in our house the acceptable terms for one's posterior are limited to bum, dupa, or nalga - but for the sake of poetry we allow this song to include the word "butt."

One might also object to the manipulation of the word "wipe" - but we all make concessions for our art.  Plus, we will do just about anything to get through a diaper change without any tears.  (I did mention that many of our songs are in the diaper genre.)

Someone Has A Stinky Butt

Sung to the tune of "London Bridge"

Someone (or insert name) has a stinky butt

stinky butt

stinky butt

Someone has a stinky butt

in their diaper

Mama's gonna clean it up

clean it up

clean it up

Mama's gonna clean it up

with a wiper

It's the stinkiest of poos

stinkiest of poos

stinkiest of poos

It's the stinkiest of poos

my poor nose

This is a battle I might lose

I might lose

I might lose

This is a battle I might lose

get the hose